Dame Dash and Rachel Roy are supposedly heading for divorce. Since Dame had to file for bankruptcy, they’ve been rumored to be bickering and fighting like cat and dog. Since the money is gone, Rachel must have realized that she really, really hated when he leaves the toilet seat up after all. I guess she’ll just pack little Ava and her portfolio and move on. Even though we know know Dame wins custody battles against baby mommas--in this case, he may not even try. Singer Toni Braxton is rumored to be undergoing chemotherapy to fight breast cancer. Since the source is the Enquirer, I would normally dismiss it except, sadly, for the last couple of years, they’ve been pretty consistently accurate. I mean first her son with the autism, and now this. SMH. Fortunately, her diagnosis was early enough to expect a full recovery after treatment. Although, the wags say she’ll be canceling her Vegas run to concentrate on healing, but the Flamingo says they've extended her performance through to 9/22. Pastor Thomas Weeks who was arrested for viciously beating his wife Juanita Bynum has reached out to his parishioners for funds to pay for his legal expenses. The fund is called "The Raven Fund." Once a pimp, always a pimp, hunh? In related news, Bynam’s “niece” gave an interview on an ATL radio station citing that the truth about Ms. Bynum would show the world that she’s not a woman of God atoll. Let’s see, Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick, crashed his car into itsy bitsy pieces in Florida. His friend and co-pilot, John Graziano, is reported to be in critical condition. Nick was evidently doing 84 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour construction zone. At press time, no drugs nor alcohol were involved. I guess he can look at this as a wake-up call—he had plans of becoming a racecar driver. Actor Owen Wilson tried to off himself on Sunday. An ambulance was called and he was taken to the hospital where they stitched ‘ol boy’s left wrist, pumped his stomach, and gave his punk ass an indefinite stay. Tragic. I wonder if they have Mike Vick on suicide watch? John Singleton accidentally killed a 57 year old woman on the streets of Los Angeles. He will not be charged with any wrongdoing and there was no drugs, speeding or alcohol involved. Authorities say it was “an unfortunate accident.” Good. No grist for the racist media mill. DMX on the other hand, is being sought for extradition to Arizona to answer for the sick dogs, drugs and armor police found on his property. The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services has been summoned to investigate child abuse charges against Britney Spears. Boy, K-Fed surely ain't half steppin'. They should have come after her ass ages ago, but the long arm of the law sure is slow when it comes to these starlets. Michael Jackson had investigations up the wazoo behind that “balcony” incident. By the time he pulled that child over the railing and back into the room, they had DCFS on him with the quickness. An official from Malwai will visit Madonna on September 4th and stay with her family for two weeks to determine if she should finally and officially fully adopt little David Banda. I guess they’ll have to ex-nay all the orgies and Devil worship while the rep is there. Comic Andy Dick spent a few hours this past weekend at a gay club called Axis in Columbus, Ohio. Oh, they cater to the queer college boys that attend OSU. Sources say he was drunk, making out with boys and propositioning these kids with all types of sexual deviances all while trying to lay a little golden shower on them. One kid says he chased him for like 30 seconds with penis in hand. Rock and Republic clothing's CEO and lead designer, Michael Ball, is being sued by a former employee for sexual harassment. Seems the harassment started at their initial job interview when she was vying for the position of being Ball’s personal assistant back in November 2006. Now mind you, at the interview, after leerying and copping feels, he told her then that he wanted to sleep with her. In court papers she alleges Ball made inappropriate comments, gestures and advances, among other things, throughout her employment and even chased her around his apartment and threw her on the bed. None of this pissed her off until she wasn’t chosen to attend Fashion Week and was subsequently fired. That was the last straw that broke the whore’s back so she filed suit on August 17. Come on now.. Falcon’s owners, Arthur Blanks says they are not quite ready to cut Vick from the team. Right. They just want to suspend him indefinitely and jack him for 20 million dollars. Tracy Morgan and wife Sabina are rumored to be in the process of a divorce because of all the trials and tribulations Tracy has found himself in lately. I guess between the all the arrests through to walking ‘round with an alcohol sensing ankle bracelet, is just too much for Sabina. Homegirl has had enough. It was rumored that Mary J. Blige and Keyshia Cole were going at it. Sources say Mary is not appreciative of all the attention the label is bestowing Keyshia. Especially when they seemed to be positioning Keyshia to be the next Mary J. Blige. It was also rumored that Mary and Keyshia had a phone to phone screamfest after Mary and Kendu fired Keshia's manager at the label. Panache reports that Keyshia Cole denies having any altercation with Mary.