Quickies

Ah the news is just rife with shenanigans today. I love it.

First off, NYS' Governor, Eliot Spitzer, gets caught with his pants down. Seems like old boy was getting his jollies, on Valentine's Day Eve, no less, with some $4,800 dollar hooker. Best part of this news is that "Client #9" was a Superdelegate rooting for Billary! I'm overly tickled by this turn of events. I was smiles and giggles all day! Mark my words though, there's more to this than meets the eye. My prediction: somebody gave dude an choice and he chose to step lightly.

*** Seems like Juvenile expected tons of paparazzi at his daughter's funeral today and didn't show up. I wonder what went through his mind? Did he think that the reporters would wait for him to get there before they showed up, or be there anticipating his arrival? Backstory: Juvi's-baby's mother and two young daughters were regrettably shot to death by her 17-year old son. They say he confessed to the murders after being arrested for "probable cause". No motive has been revealed to date and the boy never exhibited any mental illness nor was he viewed as a problem child by his neighbors. Most referred to him as "normal", "respectful" and "a good kid." Juvenile, it seems, may have had a strained relationship with the mother and no real connection to his daughter. He was arrested for "abandonment of a dependent child" with reference to his now deceased daughter. His sperm was so-ordered and paternity proven under duress. He was then charged with having to provide child support. I've heard lesser scenarios which resulted in a "baby mother" getting clocked, and hey, I can only imagine the drama these parents experienced. Now I'm not saying Juvi had anything to do with the deaths, I'm just saying that the 17 year old didn't show any signs of committing matricide and fratricide. Wrong place, wrong time? Who knows.

*** Here I thought I was doing something good for my body, practically drowning myself with drinking water, now come to find out the water's spoilt! I'm talking filters can't help you type of spoilt! No wonder people are running 'round shooting each other and becoming gay. I can't say I'm surprised that the water's contaminated with a vast array of pharmaceuticals, my worry is that the Establishment felt compelled to tell us about it. What now hunh? I've completely gone off of beef and chicken because the FDA is set to approve cloned meat on the shelves, and again, if they're telling us about it, they've already done it. So what is left. The veggies are under Ebola attack. Frozen foods aren't good for ya. I can't even get down with the model diet of coffee and gum 'cause the caffeine and Aspertane'll kill ya. Shoo, we couldn't even live off of air if we had to. Have you had enough already?

*** Didja know that Woody Harrelson's father was a hit man? That's right. That dude was tied to the Kennedy assassination. No wonder Woody was so convincing in Natural Born Killers. Deep hunh?

*** Tyra's Top Models are under investigation by TMZ for trashing that loft they were staying in NYC. Hear tell it, they accrued $500,000 worth of damages to the loft and the store underneath it. Maybe they were drinking the water ya think? How the hell do you do that? And when did Tyra's people begin to notice that there was some damage done to the diggs? WTF are they on? I thought only people who are evicted trashed the apartments they were forced out of. I really have got to catch up on my DVR recordings of Top Model.