The Media has lost their minds

For real people, is this a story? If; we weren't in a depreesion and our economy wasn't in shambles, we weren't in TWO unjustified wars, people were not losing their jobs, homes, and freedoms, the republicans weren't formenting crazed gunmen, we stopped giving money to Israel, there was peace in the Middle East, the dollar was stable and gas prices were reasonable, all fundamentalists were dead, gay marriage would remain a non-issue, white people stopped wasting their time on being racist, healthcare was single payer, trade laws were favorable to the US, congress wasn't owned by corporations, the federal reserve was co-opted by the Treasury, babies weren't being molested and murdered, Bloomberg wasn't running for a third term, cops weren't overexerting their power and exercising their racial hatred, AND THE MEDIA WAS ON TOP OF THEIR GAME, THEN I would find this shit funny. Right now it's like; wtf???? So the President doesn't like bugs, well neither do I, AND????